Dammit

Whoever came up with the idea of putting tiles on the kitchen floor never considered the effects of dropping a glass jar on it. A brand new jar of lemon curd to be exact. Now I have no lemon curd to eat, and a kitchen floor covered in little glass pieces. Just what you want to cheer you up when you've already sunk so far down in the ocean of Sunday evening misery that you can no longer see the surface.