Ok so today my friend Ida brought me along to a fitness class that I don't normally go to. It was some sort of mix between boxing, aerobics and some yoga crap or whatever else you can call those slow things that are supposed to be relaxing. It was all fine up until the end, when we were told to take the energy between our hands and make it into a ball and then gently push the ball of energy into our stomachs. I mean, come on! Between my hands, there was nothing but air, no energy, zilch, nada. Who believes that kind of crap anyway? And then he told us to meditate, to practice just letting our thoughts flow through our heads without actually catching them. But seriously, I'm a thinking human being, human beings think, that's what we're supposed to do, that's what makes us different from most other animals. How can blocking my thoughts help me in any way, why would it make me feel more relaxed?
When I work out, I want to work out. Not listen to some guy who tells me that I have a ball of energy between my hands that can somehow mysteriously be pushed into my body, through the skin and all. All I could think while I was doing that was, god a beer would be nice.
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